PRIVATE FUNCTION SATURDAY 23RD AUGUST 2025
🎉NO ENTRY SATURDAY AUGUST 23 – BARN CLOSED FOR PRIVATE FUNCTION!🎉
We interrupt your regular programming of live music, good times and borderline dad dancing to bring you this important announcement:
The Barn Live will be CLOSED on Saturday, August 23. Why? Because Mara – yes, that Mara – has pulled the plug on the amps for once . He’s staging his own rebellion and finally cashing in a “Night Off From Guitars” voucher (which, frankly, we thought expired in 2019).
After weeks of toe-tapping, drink-pouring, and pretending to know every band’s setlist by heart (he doesn’t, he just nods a lot), the man needs some peace and quiet. And by peace and quiet, we mean not hearing Highway to Hell for the 236th time this year.
But fear not, dear rockers and rollers — the torch is being passed (possibly reluctantly) to his daughter Jill, who’s been training for this moment for week. From birth she was raised on a strict diet of pub food and power ballads. Some say her first words were “Free Entry Before 8pm”... Others say she was born holding a microphone. Either way — she’s in charge of this private function, and she’s ready to show the family who's boss (just don’t touch the mixer, Jill).
We’re so sorry we can’t share this Saturday night with the rest of you, but here’s the good news:
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You can book your own private event at The Barn Live too!
Birthdays, weddings, engagements, family reunions, awards nights, or even “I Just Want a Stage and a Smoke Machine” parties – we’ve got you covered. Find out more and lock in your big night here:
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https://www.thebarnlivebayswater.com.au/function-pack
So while we’re playing host to one very exclusive bash, you should be planning yours. Mara might even turn up and pretend he's not supposed to be working.
💋 BUT DON’T WORRY — WE'LL BE BACK NEXT SATURDAY! 💋
The amps will be cranked, the eyeliner will be heavy, and the tongues will be long... because
KISS THIS, Australia’s ultimate Kiss Tribute Band, are back on The Barn stage
Saturday August 30!
🔥 Expect all the hits. All the glam. All the fire. (Note: probably not actual fire — the WH&S team got involved and said no to that.)
🎟️ Grab your tickets now before they vanish like Mara when someone mentions pack-up:
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https://www.trybooking.com/events/1413513/sessions/5661996/sections/2708407/tickets
So mark your calendars:
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Saturday August 23 – No gig, Jill's in charge
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Saturday August 30 – Kiss This melts your face off
And remember, if you see Mara this weekend, don’t mention “encore” or “soundcheck.” Just smile, wave, and let the man have his night of silence.
Rock on, The Barn Live Team 🤘