DIVINE BLONDE - SATURDAY 28TH FEBRUARY 2026

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๐Ÿ’ฅโœจ DIVINE BLONDE – LIVE AT THE BARN โœจ๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ“… Saturday 28th
๐Ÿšช Doors open 7pm
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tickets$25 BUCKS
๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.trybooking.com/events/1515417/sessions/6122157/sections/2912690/tickets


Two legendary bands.
Two absolutely unstoppable vibes.
One night of attitude, anthems, and absolute chaos (the good kind).

DIVINE BLONDE are hitting The Barn on Saturday 28th and bringing you the ultimate tribute to DIVINYLS & BLONDIE — and yes, it’s exactly as fun, cheeky, and sing-along-y as you’re hoping it’ll be ๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ

If your playlist jumps from “I Touch Myself” to “Call Me” without apology… this night was basically made for you.


๐Ÿ‘‘ WHAT IS DIVINE BLONDE?

Imagine the sass of Chrissy Amphlett ๐Ÿ’„
Mixed with the cool confidence of Debbie Harry ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
Thrown onto one stage with a crowd that knows every word (and sings them louder than the band).

That’s DIVINE BLONDE.

This isn’t just a tribute show — it’s a celebration of two of the most iconic female-fronted bands ever, delivered with style, humour, and zero chill ๐Ÿ”ฅ


๐ŸŽถ THE SONGS (AKA: YOU KNOW THEM ALL)

Let’s be honest — you’re not “listening” to this gig.
You’re singing your face off from the first song.

๐Ÿ’‹ DIVINYLS CLASSICS

๐ŸŽค I Touch Myself – yes, the whole crowd will scream it
๐ŸŽค Pleasure and Pain – emotional damage (but make it catchy)
๐ŸŽค Boys in Town – instant dance floor chaos
๐ŸŽค Science Fiction – underrated banger alert ๐Ÿšจ
๐ŸŽค Back Door Man – cheeky, loud, perfect

You’ll swear you “forgot how good these songs were” right before yelling every lyric like you wrote them yourself.

๐Ÿ–ค BLONDIE ANTHEMS

๐ŸŽถ Call Me – everyone’s song, no arguments
๐ŸŽถ Heart of Glass – disco strut activated ๐Ÿ’ƒ
๐ŸŽถ One Way or Another – aggressively pointed singing at friends
๐ŸŽถ Hanging on the Telephone – ring ring ๐Ÿ“ž
๐ŸŽถ The Tide Is High – surprise sway moment

From punky edge to disco swagger, Blondie’s hits land HARD live — and Divine Blonde do them absolute justice.


๐Ÿ˜‚ EXPECT THESE GUARANTEED MOMENTS

โœ”๏ธ Someone yelling “THIS IS MY SONG” (it will happen 10 times)
โœ”๏ธ People dancing like they’re in a music video from 1981
โœ”๏ธ At least one dramatic performance of Heart of Glass by someone near the bar
โœ”๏ธ Everyone suddenly believing they could front a band
โœ”๏ธ Zero regrets, mild sore feet, raspy voices Sunday morning

This is one of those gigs where strangers become best mates by the second chorus ๐Ÿฅ‚


๐Ÿธ THE VIBE AT THE BARN

The Barn is the perfect home for Divine Blonde:
๐Ÿน Drinks flowing
๐ŸŽถ Big sound
๐Ÿ’ƒ Dance floor doing overtime
๐Ÿ˜Ž Crowd that’s here for a GOOD time, not a quiet one

It’s loud, it’s fun, it’s nostalgic without being dusty — and it’s the kind of Saturday night that turns into “just one more song”… repeatedly.


๐Ÿ’„ DRESS CODE? (OPTIONAL BUT ENCOURAGED)

Not mandatory, but also… why not?
๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ Blondie cool
๐Ÿ’‹ Divinyls sass
๐Ÿ–ค Leather, denim, sparkles, attitude
๐ŸŽค Bonus points for confidence

Come as you are — but if you come extra, we respect it.


๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ TICKETS – DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ $25 DOLLARS a ticket
๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.trybooking.com/events/1515417/sessions/6122157/sections/2912690/tickets


That’s:
โœ”๏ธ Two legendary bands
โœ”๏ธ One killer live show
โœ”๏ธ Way cheaper than a bad dinner
โœ”๏ธ Priceless memories and videos you’ll rewatch

Tickets WILL move, and this is absolutely one of those nights people talk about after.


๐Ÿ“ฃ FINAL WORD

If you love:
๐ŸŽถ Big choruses
๐ŸŽถ Iconic female-fronted anthems
๐ŸŽถ Singing until your voice gives out
๐ŸŽถ Dancing like nobody’s filming (they are)

Then DIVINE BLONDE at The Barn is your Saturday night sorted.


๐Ÿ“… Saturday 28th
๐Ÿšช Doors open 7pm
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ $25 SMACKAS tickets
๐Ÿ‘‰ https://www.trybooking.com/events/1515417/sessions/6122157/sections/2912690/tickets

One way or another…
You’re gonna love this ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ”ฅ

See you on the dance floor ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿธ

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