Two legendary bands. Two absolutely unstoppable vibes. One night of attitude, anthems, and absolute chaos (the good kind).
DIVINE BLONDE are hitting The Barn on Saturday 28th and bringing you the ultimate tribute to DIVINYLS & BLONDIE — and yes, it’s exactly as fun, cheeky, and sing-along-y as you’re hoping it’ll be πβ¨
If your playlist jumps from “I Touch Myself” to “Call Me” without apology… this night was basically made for you.
π WHAT IS DIVINE BLONDE?
Imagine the sass of Chrissy Amphlett π Mixed with the cool confidence of Debbie Harry πΆοΈ Thrown onto one stage with a crowd that knows every word (and sings them louder than the band).
That’s DIVINE BLONDE.
This isn’t just a tribute show — it’s a celebration of two of the most iconic female-fronted bands ever, delivered with style, humour, and zero chill π₯
πΆ THE SONGS (AKA: YOU KNOW THEM ALL)
Let’s be honest — you’re not “listening” to this gig. You’re singing your face off from the first song.
π DIVINYLS CLASSICS
π€ I Touch Myself – yes, the whole crowd will scream it π€ Pleasure and Pain – emotional damage (but make it catchy) π€ Boys in Town – instant dance floor chaos π€ Science Fiction – underrated banger alert π¨ π€ Back Door Man – cheeky, loud, perfect
You’ll swear you “forgot how good these songs were” right before yelling every lyric like you wrote them yourself.
π€ BLONDIE ANTHEMS
πΆ Call Me – everyone’s song, no arguments πΆ Heart of Glass – disco strut activated π πΆ One Way or Another – aggressively pointed singing at friends πΆ Hanging on the Telephone – ring ring π πΆ The Tide Is High – surprise sway moment
From punky edge to disco swagger, Blondie’s hits land HARD live — and Divine Blonde do them absolute justice.
π EXPECT THESE GUARANTEED MOMENTS
βοΈ Someone yelling “THIS IS MY SONG” (it will happen 10 times) βοΈ People dancing like they’re in a music video from 1981 βοΈ At least one dramatic performance of Heart of Glass by someone near the bar βοΈ Everyone suddenly believing they could front a band βοΈ Zero regrets, mild sore feet, raspy voices Sunday morning
This is one of those gigs where strangers become best mates by the second chorus π₯
πΈ THE VIBE AT THE BARN
The Barn is the perfect home for Divine Blonde: πΉ Drinks flowing πΆ Big sound π Dance floor doing overtime π Crowd that’s here for a GOOD time, not a quiet one
It’s loud, it’s fun, it’s nostalgic without being dusty — and it’s the kind of Saturday night that turns into “just one more song”… repeatedly.
π DRESS CODE? (OPTIONAL BUT ENCOURAGED)
Not mandatory, but also… why not? πΆοΈ Blondie cool π Divinyls sass π€ Leather, denim, sparkles, attitude π€ Bonus points for confidence
Come as you are — but if you come extra, we respect it.
That’s: βοΈ Two legendary bands βοΈ One killer live show βοΈ Way cheaper than a bad dinner βοΈ Priceless memories and videos you’ll rewatch
Tickets WILL move, and this is absolutely one of those nights people talk about after.
π£ FINAL WORD
If you love: πΆ Big choruses πΆ Iconic female-fronted anthems πΆ Singing until your voice gives out πΆ Dancing like nobody’s filming (they are)
Then DIVINE BLONDE at The Barn is your Saturday night sorted.