🚨🪩 BACK TO SCHOOL… BUT WAY LESS EDUCATIONAL 🪩🚨

Get ready to relive the glory days of Lynx Africa, frosted tips, glitter roll-on, and absolutely catastrophic dance moves because MJE Karaoke is bringing the ultimate HIGH SCHOOL DISCO THROWBACK ARVO to The Barn Live on Sunday 31st May! 🎤🔥

And unlike actual high school…
✅ FREE ENTRY
✅ FREE TO SING
✅ ZERO HOMEWORK
✅ MAXIMUM CHAOS

This is your official permission slip to scream-sing every iconic banger from the late 90s and 2000s like your Nokia 3310 depends on it 📱💿

We’re talking:
🎶 Savage Garden
🎶 Avril Lavigne
🎶 Britney Spears
🎶 Backstreet Boys
🎶 Shannon Noll
🎶 Hilary Duff
🎶 Powderfinger
🎶 Human Nature
🎶 And every song that once played at a school disco while someone cried near the vending machine 😭💔

Remember awkward slow dances? 🕺💃
Remember wearing WAY too much body spray? 🌪️
Remember when someone’s mum picked everyone up in a Tarago at 10pm? 🚐
Well now you can relive it all… except this time there’s better drinks and nobody confiscates your phone. 🍻😂

Whether you were:
😎 The cool kid
🤓 The band geek
🎮 The LAN party legend
🏉 The footy hero
🎀 The drama queen
🖤 The emo in the corner listening to Evanescence
…this karaoke arvo is YOUR TIME TO SHINE ✨

Expect:
🪩 Disco lights
🎤 Massive singalongs
🍺 Pub vibes
🤣 Questionable harmonies
💃 Dancefloor crimes
🎵 Absolute bangers all afternoon

BONUS POINTS if you show up dressed in full school disco fashion:
👖 Double denim
🧢 Von Dutch hats
👟 Skate shoes
🕶️ Tiny sunglasses
💄 Metallic lip gloss
🧤 Fingerless gloves for absolutely no reason

And yes… someone WILL attempt the entire rap from “Lose Yourself.” We cannot stop them. 🎧🔥

Got a karaoke anthem? Bring it.
Got stage fright? Two mates and a drink solve that. 🍻
Got no talent whatsoever? PERFECT — that’s the spirit of karaoke. 😂🎤

This isn’t “serious music business.”
This is jumping around with your mates yelling lyrics you only half-remember while strangers become best friends by the chorus. 🤝🎶

So gather the crew, charge your emotional support iPhone, warm up those vocal cords, and prepare for an afternoon of nostalgia, nonsense, and certified disco stupidity. 🪩⚡

📍 The Barn Live
📅 Sunday 14TH JUNE
🎤 MJE Karaoke Presents: HIGH SCHOOL DISCO THROWBACK
💸 FREE ENTRY
🎶 FREE TO SING
🍻 Good vibes only

Because nothing says “Australian culture” quite like yelling “MR BRIGHTSIDE” with 40 strangers on a Sunday arvo. 🇦🇺🤣